As you've shown you have no interest in learning anything from anything other than Windows, I have assumed your preference would be the same.
Wrong, my friend, on two accounts: Firstly, I don't need to learn anything about Windows. Secondly, the Linux "community" attitude means I have to learn what is required on my own. Which I will.
So thanks for your "kind" offer, but don't bother. If you could learn, it means I can learn it also, only 10 times better!
BTW: It wasn't me who launched the derogative comments on Linux, it was SpaceRat...not that it matters. Linux community has again opened it so warm and welcoming bosom in all matters!